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Many "old" have been in years; names which have been used for are being lost. We think the maybe that in times have to hold "funny" and names that may make other laugh.近年来,许多“古老的”英国姓氏正逐步消失,那些用了几辈子的名字也逐步被舍弃。我们认为原因可能是,在现代社会,使用那些会让别人大笑的“滑稽”又与众不同的名字,会把人们弄得愈发尴尬。
Last names like: Daft, Death, , , Piggs and Jelly have in the past or so. We that these have their names to .近百年来,像Daft(愚笨)、Death(死亡)、(就寝)、(疯子)、Piggs(猪)以及Jelly(果冻)这样的姓氏已大大减少。我们猜测这些人为自己换了无伤大雅的名字。
If you think that these names are and non- then the faced by Matt , whom giant from an email in 2002, his too rude.如果你觉得这些名字是可以接受的而且不会产生什么问题,那你就考虑一下马特·希区柯克面临的问题吧。2002年,计算机巨头微软拒绝为他开设邮箱账户,因为他们认为他的姓氏(Hitch-cock猛拉屌)太无礼了。
Top 10 Funny Last Name, First Name 最滑稽的姓名组合TOP10
1. Oakey – 嘉莉·奥基——卡拉OK
2. Barb Dwyer - wire巴布·德威尔——铁丝网
3. Stan Still - stand still斯坦·斯蒂——站着不动
4. - a net 安妮特·科顿——网眼窗帘
5. Green or Brown-they are green or brown特丽莎·格林或特丽莎·布朗——他们是绿色的/棕色的
6. Case-just in case贾斯汀·凯斯——以防万一
7. Legg - see more leg西摩·莱格——多看腿
8. Dee -迪伊·扎斯特——灾难
9. Jo King-乔·金——开玩笑
10. - night诺曼·莱特——平常的夜晚
许多人都纷纷表达了对自己姓名的无奈。
My is . It is the same way it looks (God be here). It can be very funny if my first name is May or Will! (May/Will God be here.)我的姓氏是歌德比赫尔,它的发音与(God be here上帝在这里)一模一样。如果我的名字是梅或威尔的话,这会十分滑稽。(愿上帝与你同在。)
A Royal Air Force man, Stan Still: 'When I was in the RAF my used to shout "Stan Still! Get a move on" and roll about . It got . My name has been a my neck.'以前服役于英国皇家空军的斯坦·斯蒂说道:“当我在英国皇家空军服役的时候,我的指挥官常对我喊‘站住(stand still)!赶快行动’,然后就哈哈大笑起来。真无聊。我的名字完全成为了我的负担。”
I got 2 weeks ago and I can't on a . My is Pegg and my 's is Legg. We have 4 us (two Pegg's and two Legg's) and we don’t want to their names, we were about ours to Pegg-Legg. Only is that we can't say it with a face.我两个星期之前结婚了,但我还没有定好姓氏。我的姓氏是佩格,我丈夫的姓氏是莱格。我们有四个孩子(两个姓佩格,两个姓莱格),但我们不想更改他们的名字,所以我们在想可以把姓氏用连字符连起来,也就是Pegg-Legg。唯一的问题就是我们没办法一脸严肃地说出这个姓氏(peg leg木制假腿)。
In 2012 a match took place where all the were . It's true all 22 , the , and the same name of has taken place in the town of in . is one of 's names with only 455 in the - just 12 per .在2012年举办的一场足球赛上,所有的选手都叫邦吉(bun-gay基佬屁股)。真的,全部22个选手、裁判、司线员、后备队都姓邦吉,因为这场比赛是在萨福克郡邦吉镇举办的。邦吉是英国的一个罕见姓氏,整个国家也只有455个人叫邦吉,也就是说每百万人中只有12个人(姓邦吉)。
当一些人为自己的姓名哭笑不得的时候,有一些人唯恐天下不乱。
A , , aged 19, has his name to Than Hulk And The Flash . told , 'I to be .' The added that while he the new name was 'crazy', and that his was no to him. Why are we not ?一名萨默赛特的19岁少年乔治·盖瑞特把自己的名字更改为“比超人蜘蛛侠蝙蝠侠金刚狼绿巨人闪电侠结合体更快的超级队长”。超级队长告诉记者,“我想变得独一无二。”这名少年补充道,他觉得自己的新名字“很酷”,但他的祖母再也没有跟他说过话。我们怎么一点都不惊讶呢?
时下,很多中国人都会给自己起一个英文名,但有些名字可以说是“中国特色,外国没有”。例如:
Most :最常见:
, Apple, Happy, Sunny and Coco.樱桃、苹果、开心、阳光以及椰子。
:最奇怪:
and Eggs奥特曼、蛋
:荣誉提名:
Clala (I was so and I it must be Clara, just those l and r but no, she it was Clala), , , , 克拉拉(一开始我很困惑,后来我想这个名字一定是克莱拉(Clara),我只是被“l”和“r”微妙的发音搞混了,但是她坚持说就是克拉拉(Clala))、闪电、兔子、律师、小白脸
哪个名字戳中你笑点了?